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Oh Jesus F—ing Christ. Anne Hathaway was super sad after she cut her hair to star as ho Fantine in Les Miserables. Yeah, yeah, I know Anne isn’t a tv star. I don’t think I’ve ever even DVR’ed anything she’s been … Continue reading →

That George Clooney, he sure is a talented actor! And so handsome too! He’s won an Oscar, he dates hot chicks, and he owns a villa in Rome! And did you know he was raised Catholic just like this girl??? … Continue reading →

Well here’s bad news for horny boys, horny old men, and horny lesbians everywhere-Sofia Vergara MAY be engaged to politician wannabe and otherwise average looking guy Nick Loeb. Sofia’s Mexican-based rep denies it, but she was seen celebrating her 40th birthday … Continue reading →

So . . . today was one of those days for me. One, it was Monday, and I hadn’t been to work since Thursday. Two, I took NyQuil after 5am because I couldn’t fall asleep so I was drowsy at work. … Continue reading →

Bad news for fans of crime television starring senior citizens. Andy Griffith has died! Yes, I know it’s been a few days but it’s taken me some time to process. The man was 86, so he had a nice, long life. Even though Griffith … Continue reading →

Okay, normally in the esteemed halls of The DVR Files we only discuss television. But because our girl Katie Holmes was on the hit show Dawson’s Creek back in the day, I have deemed it entirely acceptable to gossip about the sad … Continue reading →

Well, HERE is a surprise. Anna Paquin, the actress who plays Sookie on the deathly serious Civil War drama True Blood is TOTALLY OKAY with doing sex scenes with Alexander Skarsgard. Even though Anna is married to costar and all around … Continue reading →

Grab a bottle of wine and loosen up that chastity belt, because everyone’s favorite freak show is back! That’s right kids, on July 18 the Virgin Diaries returns to TLC, the cable network formerly known as The Learning Channel and now home … Continue reading →

Oh, how I miss the 1980s. There were so many good things happening then like Halley’s Comet, Gremlins, and Sit ‘n Spin. The 1980s were also a time of great cultural awareness. We cared about things like hating Russians (I’m talking … Continue reading →

Hey all! Remember years ago there was this really cool show called Full House about a widow in San Francisco who raised his three daughters DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle with his brother-in-law Jesse and his bff Joey? It was SO original … Continue reading →