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Jimmy Brooks Would Be Sooooo Disappointed in Drake!

A lot of you kids today are fans of rap music. Cool! You might even like the rapper Drake, the Lenny Kravitz of the hip hop world (black dad, Jewish mom, though Kravitz’s are reversed). He has hit tunes including … Continue reading

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The Weekend Report: Spray Tan Murder, Lesbian Kisses Between Girls, the Return of Lou Diamond Phillips, and a Desperate Ho’wives Reunion in Dallas!

Hey world! One of the biggest challenges of being a really important and super busy person such as myself is that I don’t have a lot of time to watch tv during the week. Hence, I DVR everything, and hence … Continue reading

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Lou Diamond Phillips is Still a Fox, People!

Poor Lou Diamond Phillips. Until today, when I heard that name all I could think was he died in a plane crash in La Bamba, won the second season of I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here!, and … Continue reading

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Jimmy Fallon Appreciates Older Women

It’s been a crazy few days in this DVRphile’s world. So crazy, in fact, that I’ve barely had time to watch ANY tv, except a rerun of Degrassi where Marco was so broke that he considered prostituting. Luckily, he got … Continue reading

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I’m not anti-Girls, I just happen to prefer calling adult females women

Okay, I have been tardy to the party in talking about Girls, that precocious show about parents paying the rent of their ne’er do well children who live in Brooklyn. It stars four young ladies whose real life parents are semi- … Continue reading

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Well There Goes My Interest in Horse Racing!

First Luck was cancelled, now this! I’ll have another beer, please, since I need to weep away my sorrows now that tomorrow night I will NOT be watching I’ll Have Another race in the Belmont Stakes, because homecolt has a swollen tendon … Continue reading

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If Child Actors Had a Yearbook, Would ANYONE Get Voted Most Likely to Succeed, as I did in 8th grade?

(After an intense campaign, I should add, that nearly cost me three friends. I was so manipulative back then!) At any rate, this blog is not called the Liz Files, it’s called The DVR Files, so let’s get to the … Continue reading

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Miley, Why???

Miley Cyrus, we have to talk. I’m richer than you’ll ever be bitches! This morning I read on People.com that you are engaged to actor Liam Hemsworth, a cute Australian actor who has starred in such sexy sounding movies and tv … Continue reading

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Retiring at 20: The Shawn Johnson Story

Sports are a really cool thing to watch on tv. You get to see athletic people perform really neat and incredible feats with their bodies. Sometimes they inspire you. Or sometimes they may drive you to the freezer to get … Continue reading

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It’s A Small Wonder He’s a Failure Considering He Has a ROBOT for a sister!

I mean, how do you top that? Former child actor Jerry Supiran would certainly like to know! You’re probably all, who the hell is Jerry Supiran, if you’re too lazy to clink on the hyperlink above. Well, Jerry starred as Jamie … Continue reading

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