Grab a bottle of wine and loosen up that chastity belt, because everyone’s favorite freak show is back! That’s right kids, on July 18 the Virgin Diaries returns to TLC, the cable network formerly known as The Learning Channel and now home to educational gems such as Extreme Couponing, Long Island Medium, and My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. 

Yup, I was a late bloomer. Shiver me tits!

Virgin Diaries first premiered on December 4 as a one off special. It focused on a group of 20 and 30 somethings in the US and Canada who still desperately held onto their v-card, though not by choice in the case of 25-year-old Carey (a boy). Here’s a hint–go to a bar, get really drunk, and you’d be surprised what you can take home . . . maybe even an STD!

TLC thought it would be a GREAT idea to continue to exploit inexperienced adults, so they’re back for Round 2 in just three weeks. I for one am SUPER excited and can only hope we get to watch another first kiss ever on a wedding night. At the very least, we have Skippy, a 34-year-old Mormon who thinks about sex ALL THE TIME, according to him. I laugh and laugh at this notion because you know Skippy only dreams of, say, Legos. But whatever floats your boat.

We will talk again in a few weeks!