All right the Emmys have begun and I’m live tweeting them to my one billion twitter followers so I need to stop writing. I know, sad face.

If Rue was still with is, she’d win every Emmy in every category.

So let’s wrap this up and we can talk later, okay?

And don’t lose sleep, but I don’t have time to write out all the nominees. You can find them here.

Miniseries/Movie

• Who I Want Win: American Horror Story
• Who Will Win: Hatfields & McCoys

Lead Actress in a Miniseries/Movie

• Who I Want to Win: Connie Britton in American Horror Story even though she annoyed me a lot
• Who Will Win: Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in Game Change which I didn’t see but read the book because I’m smart.

Lead Actor in a Miniseries/Movie

• Who I Want to Win: Clive Owen in Hemingway & Gellhorn because why not, he’s a fox!
• Who Will Win: Kevin Costner in Hatfields & McCoys. So strange when he is not a baseball player.

Supporting Actress in a Miniseries/Movie

• Who I Want to Win: Jessica Lange in American Horror Story
• Who Will Win: Jessica Lange in American Horror Story What can I say she’s awesome and campy and a blast!

Supporting Actor in a Miniseries/Movie

• Who I Want to Win: David Strathairn in Hemingway & Gelhorn because he should have won an Oscar for The River Wild
• Who Will Win: Ed Harris as John McCain in Game Change because they looked like twins.

Variety Series

• Who I Want to Win: The Colbert Report
• Who Will Win: The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn Jon Stewart

Host for a Reality Show

• Who I Want to Win: Phil Keoghan on The Amazing Race
• Who Will Win: Betty White on Betty White’s Off Their Rockers because she’s the only Golden Girl left

All right peace out!