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God, who did not LOVE Michael J. Fox in the 1980s? And not just Boof. Michael was THE star of the decade, battling actors like Ricky Schroder, Ralph Macchio, and Han Solo for my heart. And while he dabbled in … Continue reading →

Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart that Destiny Hope Cyrus–aka Miley!– is turning 20 this week. How f—ing depressing. Miley is 1_ years younger than I am, and let’s see what she has accomplished in her two decades that … Continue reading →

I can barely breathe at the thought of Twinkies being banished from the shelves of the grocery store. Granted, I haven’t had a Twinkie is one billion years, but you will have to rip that processed sponge cake out of … Continue reading →

One of the greatest things about being an adult is you can buy whatever you want to eat. Ellio’s Pizza for a midnight snack? Pop Tarts for dessert? Cookie Crisp for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do. As a child, … Continue reading →

Last night I made the mistake of watching American Horror Story before I went to bed. “I can handle this,” I thought to myself. “Bloody Face is for kids.” Well, sure, possibly. But he’s also for poor innocent woman and crafting lamp … Continue reading →

Man, you just have to love Patti Stanger’s hustle. In addition to starring on Bravo’s The Millionaire Matchmaker, she also sounds off on love for People Magazine. Which is hilarious coming from a woman who constantly insults other women and has … Continue reading →

Don’t believe the rumors, because Kris and Bruce Jenner are not divorcing! Well, phew, I can now give a deep breath of who gives a flying f—. The best part, of course, is that were there ever any rumors to begin with? … Continue reading →

Perpetual scowler Kristen Stewart threw away her hooded sweatshirts, flannel and frowns at the London premiere of the movie I will never see, Breaking Dawn-Part 2. Instead, she tried channeling Cher circa 1986 Academy Awards.             … Continue reading →

Okay, I can now understand how those crazy religious freaks think that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. I mean, how else can you explain that Channing Tatum was chosen as People Mag’s Sexiest Man Alive? … Continue reading →