Okay, I can now understand how those crazy religious freaks think that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. I mean, how else can you explain that Channing Tatum was chosen as People Mag’s Sexiest Man Alive?
Don’t get me wrong, Channing Tatum is a handsome man, if you’re into overgrown frat boys. No, I’ve never seen a single movie he was in, and yes, I’ve heard he was great in Magic Mike and 21 Jump Street (according to my mom!). However, I AM an expert on sexy men, though I prefer them with a little more life experience besides time spent on the stripper pole.
For example him:
and of course him:
Honestly, I am beginning to question the taste level of People. They used to make quality choices for Sexiest Man Alive such as Sean Connery, George Clooney, and Patrick Swayze. The past three years, however, have brought us Ryan Reynolds, Bradley Cooper, and now Channing. It’s as if People Mag is edited only by recent college grads who live in Murray Hill in Manhattan.
Let’s hope for a better 2013!