Man, you just have to love Patti Stanger’s hustle.
In addition to starring on Bravo’s The Millionaire Matchmaker, she also sounds off on love for People Magazine. Which is hilarious coming from a woman who constantly insults other women and has not found love herself. Oh, karma!
Anyway–this week she analyzes the saddest news in recent history: the breakup of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. She remarks that she “saw this one coming.” Yeah, you and everyone else in the world. Bieber is an 18-year-old superstar who hangs out with Victoria Secret models. He was rumored to be a virgin at one point. Hey, we all were. But honestly, if he still is I would arrest him for crimes against humanity. Spread that seed Bieber!
Honestly, if they lasted I would have also believed that Patrick Swayze would come back for a Road House sequel. In other words, highly unlikely. So Selena and Justin, go bang other people. Have fun!
so…i have some close friends that are extremely close to the activities that go on at Victoria’s Secret, especially the annual Fashion Show, where Justin performed. word was that our boy was trying his hardest to act his coolest around the models, whispering to his entourage which ones he wanted. turns our the word from the models was that 1) he was creepy as fuck 2) he’s a little boy who only wishes he could get someone as old as them. basically, he should’ve stuck with the Disney Channel chick.
Oh snap! I admit I’d date the Biebs. He’s so rich!!!