I can barely breathe at the thought of Twinkies being banished from the shelves of the grocery store. Granted, I haven’t had a Twinkie is one billion years, but you will have to rip that processed sponge cake out of my cold dead hands!
What will the the kids think? Those below–who are probably my age by now–will be DEVASTATED! Aren’t Twinkies just born that way? They don’t need to go through no manufacturer, they are a gift directly from God, who probably has diabetes by now with all the sugary foods He has created.