Tag Archives: Real Housewives of Atlanta

Newsflash: Porsha Does NOT Have the Picture Perfect Life

Well, I NEVER. I am utterly shocked, bewildered, just plain SAD that yet another Real Howives marriage has dissolved. This time it is the smartest woman alive, Porsha Stewart, and her husband, retired football player Kordell. They have been married … Continue reading

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Before She Was Gone With The Wind Fabulous, Kenya Moore Just Wanted to Help Kids

Everyone knows that Kenya Moore won Miss USA NOT Miss Congeniality. But do we know HOW she won? Well, Dick Clark does. Because she answered his question in the Miss USA pageant! What a lucky man he was that he … Continue reading

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A Donkey and a Stallion Walk Into a Bar . . . Whose Ass Do You Want?

Hello kidz. There are many really important debates in life. Which Dick was the better Darrin on¬†Bewitched? Does Nicole Kidman use Botox or baby’s blood for her smooth, wrinkle-free forehead? Do you get a better workout from a Skip-It or … Continue reading

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Kenya is Probably SOOO Jealous of Kandi!

Oh my God!!! Real Howive of Atlanta¬†Kandi Burruss in engaged! I imagine she and fiance Todd Tucker will have MANY “Kandi Koated Nigfhts” to come (And come and come again!). Kandi deserves happiness. She is one of my all time … Continue reading

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Kenya is not Just a Country in Africa, She’s Also a Crazy B—- in Atlanta!

So, my people, who is LOVING the Real Ho’Wives of Atlanta so far this season? I mean, who the hell would have thought that Nene would be the most successful one of them all (she IS rich, bitch, so I … Continue reading

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