Category Archives: Trip Down Memory Lane

What the World Needs Now is Dan Cortese, Sweet Dan Cortese

Posted on July 17, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Do you ever look around the room and go, “Where did it go? WHERE DID IT GO???” And you’re not talking about all your money, or your dignity, or your clothes. You’re talking about Dan Cortese’s career. I loved him … Continue reading →

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Let’s Go Free Willy!

Posted on July 16, 2013 by thedvrfiles

No, Free Willy is not my campaign to unleash the beast from Jon Hamm’s pants, though I can understand your confusion. Free Willy, of course, is a motion picture about a kid and a killer whale. At one point it jumps over … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Corey Feldman!

Posted on July 16, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Want to feel old? Corey Feldman turns 42 today. While Feldman has become a bit of a joke the past decade or so, homeboy showed a ton of promise back in the day. He starred in a slew of great … Continue reading →

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Burger Bundles, the Original Sliders

Posted on July 15, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hey all! It’s lunch-time, depending where you live. Yum! What are you going to eat? Are you going to patronize one of those fancy gastropubs where you can order overpriced items like truffle mac and cheese, caviar flavored water (knowing … Continue reading →

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It’s Getting Hot in Herre So You Should Probably Wear a Thong

Posted on July 14, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Ugh, WEATHER. It is SO annoying. Sometimes it snows. Sometimes it rains. And sometimes, of course, there is a Sharknado. But right now the weather is way more aggravating than usual. It is SO f—ing hot. And I’m too cheap … Continue reading →

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Chris Elliott Did Not Need To Get a Life Because He Was LIVING The Life!

Posted on July 2, 2013 by thedvrfiles

The early 1990s were a GREAT time for paperboys. Between the TV show Get a Life and the Nintendo video game Paperboy, who did NOT want to ride a bike and toss papers onto your neighbors’ lawns? Exercise AND extra cash? … Continue reading →

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This Is Not My Canobie

Posted on July 1, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hey kidz. So yesterday I went to a carnival in my nabe. It was one of those great ones, with shoddy rides, overpriced corn dogs, and carny workers with missing teeth. In other words PERFECT. It got me thinking that … Continue reading →

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Steve Sanders WERKS It!

Posted on July 1, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Beverly Hill, 90210‘s resident jock, Steve Sanders, has still got it. Got WHAT, you ask. A gorgeous mullet? Nope. A beautiful Asian wife? Nay, though he does have a cute white one. SO WHAT IS IT??? Ummmm . . . how … Continue reading →

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If Cher Could Turn Back Time, She’d Spend Another Night With Tom Cruise

Posted on June 28, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, and Demi Moore may like their men young, but they are AMATEURS next to the Queen Bee of all things that matter. Yes, I am talking about Cher. I’m sure Cher got many babes wearing that get … Continue reading →

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How Can We Cool Off? I Have An Idea–Let’s Call 1-800-THE-POOL!

Posted on June 28, 2013 by thedvrfiles

I’ve finished drinking all my Sunny D and I’m STILL not refreshed. What the heck am I going to do? I want to have fun in the sun this weekend AND stay cool. My dad’s kind of cheap so he’s … Continue reading →

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