Category Archives: Great Television

Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series

The Emmys are less than two weeks away, which is stressful because that also means it will be the penultimate week of Breaking Bad. Yes, I have meth on my mind. This stress also affects my selection for Outstanding Supporting Actress … Continue reading

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Finally! A Real Star is On Dancing With The Stars!

This is weird. The TV show Dancing With Reality TV Has-Beens has actually cast an awesome, bona fide, shining star! Valerie F—ing Harper! Despite her diagnosis of terminal brain cancer, Miss Rhoda herself with tap her way onto the stage and … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series

Your favorite soothsayer is back! Today I will predict who will win the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series. I’ve obviously shown my bias. Oops! At any rate, here are the nominees: Bryan Cranston as Walter White, … Continue reading

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Prison Guard is the New Sexy

Damn you Orange is the New Black! You introduced yet another sexual fantasy to my repertoire that I will probably never fulfill. Prison guard/prisoner. I’m only five episodes into the hit Netflix series Orange is the New Black, but the sexual … Continue reading

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Adorable Child Actors Who Are Still Adorable

Everyone’s all up in arms about that twerk Miley Cyrus, STILL. They’re all, she was Hannah Montana! My kids loved her! What a bad example she’s setting! You know what I have to say to that? Boo f—ing hoo. Miley’s … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Hey-o. The Emmys are less than a month away–September 22. The nominations were announced a few weeks ago, I made a couple of predictions, then I got LAZY. Oops! But fear not, my loyal army of DVR Files devotees. Nothing … Continue reading

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Yo! Happy Birthday Aaron Paul!

Today is August 27, 2013 and you know what that means! Jesse Pinkman Aaron Paul turns 34! As we Breaking Bad fans know, Jesse has had a tough couple of years. His drug-addicted girlfriend died, her father caused a major plane … Continue reading

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Hank Schrader is the Blanche Devereaux of the 21st Century

No, I don’t think Hank wants to sing at the Rusty Anchor like my home girl Blanche . . . . Nor do I think he is ready to retire to Miami . . . YET. So what do two … Continue reading

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Career Paths I Will Never Follow, Thanks to TV

People are always saying things like, TV dumbs you down. I don’t own a TV, I just eat kale. Why would I watch Real Housewives? I mean, I grew UP with them. UGH. I hate those people. Not only because TV … Continue reading

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What the Hell Does Breaking Bad Mean Anyway???

Hello, bandwagon jumper here. The past few months have witnessed me watching seasons 1-4 of the addictive (get it?) TV show Breaking Bad because I never like to miss a pop culture moment and the final episodes are about to begin … Continue reading

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