Category Archives: And Not a Single F— Was Given

Roar! A Werewolf Shaved!

Posted on September 6, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Joe Manganiello, werewolf Alcide from True Blood, shaved! And I’m not talking his smooth hairless chest, because he obviously has been waxing that sh– for years. Nope, Alcide shaved his beard. Wow. Enter this one into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” … Continue reading →

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John Mayer Can’t Sing His Old Hits. Yahoo!

Posted on August 29, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Every once in a while you get a gift from God that is SO GREAT that you swear you’ll go to church every Sunday and start donating money to the blind and volunteering at a soup kitchen because you are … Continue reading →

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Cake Boss is Not the Only Reason to go to Hoboken

Posted on August 29, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Disclaimer: I am NOT one of those New York City people to be all anti-Jersey. Please. I live in Queens. Who am I to talk? My sister lived there for five years so I spent a lot of time in … Continue reading →

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Beyonce Cut Her Hair, and the World Shook

Posted on August 8, 2013 by thedvrfiles

No, Moses did not part the Red Sea AGAIN. That earthquake heard ’round the world was the Earth’s reaction to the biggest news in the history of mankind. Beyonce cut her hair. This is groundbreaking because no one residing on this … Continue reading →

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Beyonce Aspires to Be a Brooklyn Hipster

Posted on August 7, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Beyonce and her alleged husband Jay-Z are SO down to Earth. He rides the subway, and now she rides her bicycle! Stars, they’re just like us! See, Bebe rode her bicycle from her home in Manhattan to her final gig … Continue reading →

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Clarissa Explains Her Son’s Nursery

Posted on July 19, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Today brings you the latest entry into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” Hall of Fame. Clarissa Melissa Joan Hart introduces the world to her son’s nursery. To be fair, it’s really nice as far as baby rooms … Continue reading →

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Stop Trying to Make Ireland Baldwin Happen!

Posted on July 2, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Ugh, I admit even I don’t like to make fun of people under 18. But come ON-stop trying to make me care about Ireland Baldwin, 17, because IT WON’T HAPPEN. Honest to God, home girl’s publicist has been working HARD … Continue reading →

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Fill in the Blank: Salma Hayek’s Husband Loves __________

Posted on June 12, 2013 by thedvrfiles

If you said . . . Her bubbly personality, you are incorrect. If you answered her excellent belly-dancing amongst vampires, you’d be wrong again. If you guessed her amazing laugh, you are misinformed. Nope, what Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband François-Henri Pinault … Continue reading →

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