Fill in the Blank: Salma Hayek’s Husband Loves __________

If you said . . .

Her bubbly personality, you are incorrect.

Though she does, uh, sparkle!

Though she does, uh, sparkle!

If you answered her excellent belly-dancing amongst vampires, you’d be wrong again.

Just look her in the eyes already!

She’s a real snake charmer.

If you guessed her amazing laugh, you are misinformed.

I hope she wore this before Labor Day.

I hope she wore this before Labor Day.

Nope, what Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband François-Henri Pinault loves most about her is when she wears no bra leather.

Yeah, I get it.

Yeah, I get it.

And hear I just thought he loved her cleavage situation. What a nice surprise that he is not shallow but instead a bondage-loving fashionista!

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