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I found Peter from The Cosby Show on Louie!
Some people ask what ever happened to Baby Jane, I ask what ever happened to Rudy’s friend Peter on The Cosby Show. Well, friends, I don’t have an answer for you because it’s late and I’m tired and even though … Continue reading
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That Ryan Lochte really gets around!
While Ryan Lochte has yet to make my list of hottest Olympians of all time, I think he is doing just fine without my endorsement. After winning five medals in London (2 gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze. Hey, we can’t … Continue reading
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So THAT’S What Happened to My Boobs!
Confession: I am flat-chested. What, TMI??? Oops, too bad! It’s not like you can’t tell by looking at me! Heck, even the most miraculous push-up bra only ups me to a lower-case a cup. So while I spend nights chanting … Continue reading
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Sexiest Olympians, Continued!
I’m like a kid with ADD who needs to take her Adderall (I wish! Drugs are cool!). I know I was going to give you all the Emmy predictions, that I was going to tell you all about the hottest … Continue reading
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Olympic Withdrawal
Hey kidz– All I can say is, thank GOD tonight is the season premiere of Intervention, because I may just need my family me to submit my application to be on the show because I am going through SEVERE Olympics withdrawal … Continue reading
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A Real Housewife Will Now be a Real Divorcee
Well HERE’s a shocker: one of the stars of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is getting a divorce. That’s right, wannabe catwoman Adrienne Maloof of the Bev Hills division is breaking up with her hubby, plastic surgeon Paul Nassif. And HE is … Continue reading
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G’day Mate! Ian Thorpe is a Sexy Olympian!
All right, you’re probably all, Liz, I thought this was the sexiest Olympians of all time. Where are the archers? Where are the badminton players? While, sure, I do agree that Rajiv Ouseph hits the birdie WAY over the hotness … Continue reading
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This Olympian is Muy Caliente!
Confession: I have a weakness for swimmers. Those long, lean, possibly waxed bodies . . . they make me feel like a shark in the water and I want to devour them! Just call me Jaws! So it should come … Continue reading
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Who Is the Hottest Olympian Of All Time?
Okay, it’s Olympics time and while it is cool to see really amazing feats of athleticism, my favorite thing is seeing really good-looking people doing these amazing feats of athleticism, and in very little clothes! So with than in mind, … Continue reading
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I Guess He Wasn’t Brotherly Enough
I absolutely HAVE to interrupt my Emmy predictions to bring you this breaking news: Lena Headey–the actress who plays Queen Bitch Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones–has filed for divorce from her husband of a whopping five years, musician Peter Loughran. … Continue reading
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