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J. Lo is So Pedestrian

Posted on September 20, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Jennifer Lopez really IS from the block. Heck, she might as well be from the suburbs. How else can you explain the beautiful big golden hoops dangling from her ears that you could fit a fist through? TOTALLY looks like … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Directing For a Drama Series

Posted on September 20, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hot damn. The Emmys are in just two days and I have a LOT of predicting to do. Quick, give me a crystal ball! Ugh, how TYPICAL of me. I’ve procrastinated yet AGAIN. Well, here we go anyway. Put on … Continue reading →

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This Will Boost Your Self Esteem!

Posted on September 20, 2013 by thedvrfiles

One of my favorite things in the world is bring single and broke. It is SO MUCH fun comparison shopping for the cheapest watermelon in my neighborhood. It is A BLAST stealing sugar packets from Starbucks (which I only visit … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Writing For a Drama Series

Posted on September 19, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hey kidz-SO sorry it’s been two whole days since I’ve written. I have been UNBELIEVABLY broken up since Miley and Liam broke up. Ugh, who ever thought that young love between two rich kids who could bang anyone in the … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series

Posted on September 17, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Just like yesterday, the winner of this category has already been announced. However, lucky for you, I was voted “Most Talkative” in middle AND high school which means that I never shut up, even when there is nothing to say. … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series

Posted on September 16, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Well this is anticlimactic. I wanted to predict the Emmy for Awesome Guest Actress in a Drama, and turns out the winner has already been announced even though the actual televised ceremony airs this coming Sunday! Well, we’re just going … Continue reading →

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Are We Ready For Tonight?

Posted on September 15, 2013 by thedvrfiles

WARNING: Do NOT read below if you are not caught up on Breaking Bad. I don’t want to hear, Liz, you ruined it for me! Because I am super respectful I am giving you ample spoiler alerts. DON’T READ BELOW unless … Continue reading →

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The Golden Girls Turn 28 today!

Posted on September 14, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Today is a very important milestone. My favorite bitches from Miami turn 28! Happy birthday girls! You should celebrate by going to the Rusty Anchor. Just don’t let Blanche sing! And maybe your gay cook Coco can make you a … Continue reading →

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This Is Too Easy

Posted on September 13, 2013 by thedvrfiles

No, the headline does not refer to a Kardashian on prom night. Nope, though that is easy too. Instead, Mom of the Century–Dina Lohan–has joined her daughter Lindsay and gotten herself arrested! The charges? Drunk driving. Seems like Ma Lohan … Continue reading →

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Camden is the Madison of Whatever We Are Calling This Decade We Live In

Posted on September 12, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Celebrities can all be a little WEIRD with what they name their kids. Among the crop that were born in recent years, we have a Moxie Crimefighter, a Pilot Inspektor, an Apple, and Honor. Okay, sure. The latest celebrity trend, … Continue reading →

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