Monthly Archives: September 2013

Let’s Party Like It’s 9/9/1999!

This post could also be titled “How the Mighty Have Fallen.” Allow me to explain. Fourteen years ago TODAY, the world gathered by their TVs to watch a very important event, the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards. Oh yes, it was … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series

The Emmys are less than two weeks away, which is stressful because that also means it will be the penultimate week of Breaking Bad. Yes, I have meth on my mind. This stress also affects my selection for Outstanding Supporting Actress … Continue reading

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Knox Overstreet and Captain Picard Got Married This Weekend

With just three episodes remaining before Breaking Bad leaves the airwaves, the world is in need of some good news. Don’t worry–I’m not going to give any spoilers for last night’s episode. Except that there was a smoke monster. KIDDING! I … Continue reading

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The World Needs Haddaway To Stage a Comeback

Confesh: I was a pretty cool teenager for someone who grew up in the suburbs. My first concert was Phish (at the time it sounded impressive), I watched Twin Peaks, and I rented independent films from Video Island whenever it was my turn to … Continue reading

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Roar! A Werewolf Shaved!

Joe Manganiello, werewolf Alcide from True Blood, shaved! And I’m not talking his smooth hairless chest, because he obviously has been waxing that sh– for years. Nope, Alcide shaved his beard. Wow. Enter this one into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” … Continue reading

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Finally! A Real Star is On Dancing With The Stars!

This is weird. The TV show Dancing With Reality TV Has-Beens has actually cast an awesome, bona fide, shining star! Valerie F—ing Harper! Despite her diagnosis of terminal brain cancer, Miss Rhoda herself with tap her way onto the stage and … Continue reading

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Remember When Pop Stars REALLY Pissed People Off?

It’s been ten days since Miley Cyrus dry humped a teddy bear, a foam finger, and Beetlejuice Robin Thicke at the VMAs, but “we just can’t stop” talking about it. Haha see what I did there? But this is about … Continue reading

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Be Nice to Freshmen!

Today’s the first day of school for many people and you know what that means. HAZING! I wonder if it is worse to be paddled by Ben Affleck . . . Or to pretend to fry like bacon?   You … Continue reading

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