Monthly Archives: September 2013

Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Supporting in a Comedy Series

We are running out of time so this will be quick! The noms for Supporting Actor in a Comedy, or as I like to call it, the male cast of Modern Family, are . . . Adam Driver as Adam Sackler, Girls … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

First of all, let’s hope THIS doesn’t happen again this year. It was absolutely SO horrible when Sofia Vergara’s dress ripped apart at the Emmys last year, so horrifying that home girl tweeted it to the world. Priorities people. So … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

Less than a hour to go till the Emmys and I have about a dozen predictions left to make. Must be a new record for blog posting!   So let’s go REAL fast homies. Next up: Funny Men. I present … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series

The Emmys are in just a few hours and I am off to play kickball so this will be a cray cray afternoon. Oh, the challenges of living in the first world! I feel bad because I’m basically going to … Continue reading

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A Social Etiquette Guide For the Emmys and Breaking Bad

Yes, you have permission to laugh at the fact that I am writing a social etiquette guide. But tomorrow night will be perhaps one of the most stressful nights of TV to watch in the history of the world. See, the Emmys … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Drama Series

The Emmys are TOMORROW and eek I have a lot of predicting to do for my die hard fans. I know you have been waiting with baited breath so here you go. Today we discuss the Emmy for Outstanding Drama … Continue reading

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Argh matey!

Argggghhhhh! Guess who forgot to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day yesterday? That’s right. THIS girl! You might as well make me walk the plank! You know who DIDN’T forget to celebrate the greatest day ever? Miss Violet Affleck. … Continue reading

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J. Lo is So Pedestrian

Jennifer Lopez really IS from the block. Heck, she might as well be from the suburbs. How else can you explain the beautiful big golden hoops dangling from her ears that you could fit a fist through? TOTALLY looks like … Continue reading

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Directing For a Drama Series

Hot damn. The Emmys are in just two days and I have a LOT of predicting to do. Quick, give me a crystal ball! Ugh, how TYPICAL of me. I’ve procrastinated yet AGAIN. Well, here we go anyway. Put on … Continue reading

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This Will Boost Your Self Esteem!

One of my favorite things in the world is bring single and broke. It is SO MUCH fun comparison shopping for the cheapest watermelon in my neighborhood. It is A BLAST stealing sugar packets from Starbucks (which I only visit … Continue reading

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