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Monthly Archives: May 2013
20 is the New 40!
You always hear people say 50 (or 60, 55, 40, 35, 33, etc) is the new 30. Look at Demi Moore! Look at Cindy Crawford! Look at a bunch of beautiful women who made their career being beautiful women look … Continue reading
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I Can’t Believe I Missed The Bruins Game Last Night
Just call me Judas Iscariot. No, I didn’t kiss Jesus Christ so I could collect 30 silver coins. I did something far, far worse. I missed watching the Bruins last night. This was a game that should not have been missed … Continue reading
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Would You Rather: The Evil Parent Edition
Hey all– Let’s just say a fictional HBO character could adopt you. Oh, and they have to be evil. Who would it be? Tywin Lannister Or Livia Soprano This is a tougher question than you’d think. I imagine your first … Continue reading
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Is Another Fake Baby on the Way for Beyonce?
Let’s be honest here. I am sure Beyonce is a nice person. I want to be her friend. She’s rich and pretty and can buy anything she wants. How awesome is that! However, there are a few things that annoy … Continue reading
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Prince Harry Should Visit My Apartment While He Is in NYC
I’m still always surprised Prince Harry turned out to be the hot one. But life is full of twists, like Honey Boo Boo’s successful career at age 7. And now Prince Harry is going to be in New York City … Continue reading
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Barbara Walters is Retiring? Say it Ain’t So.
Well this is no good. Today on The View Barbara Walters is set to announce her 2014 retirement. I am in a PANIC. See, I have two goals in life. One, I want to make People Magazine’s annual list of the … Continue reading
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Who is Your Favorite TV Mom?
Happy Mother’s Day! Unfortunately, my mom and I are not spending the day together (booooo) but at least I have Downton Abbey Season 2 on DVD to keep me entertained. So this day got me thinking, who are the best TV moms … Continue reading
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Kingston and Zuma Rossdale are Too Cool For Me
You know you’ve hit a low point in your life when two children under the age of 7 give you an inferiority complex. Goddamn Kingston and Zuma Rossdale. You are too cool! Now, I have “no doubt” that these kidz … Continue reading
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Why YES That IS the Adorable Precocious Kid From Love Actually on Game of Thrones
It’s been 10 years since the movie Love Actually was released in theaters and it is still one of my favorite movies. Especially because of this super adorable kid named Sam. Sam, however, was going through a tough time. First his … Continue reading
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Chubby Sidekicks Rule!
I am a person who likes people. It comes in handy in life, as one of the aspects of daily living is interacting with human beings. Some of my favorite people in the world are my friends. They’re awesome! And … Continue reading
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