Monthly Archives: May 2013

What the World Needs Now is Tawny Kitaen, Sweet Tawny Kitaen

Sometimes you don’t have time to go to the gym so you head to the nearest parking lot to get a good workout. Car hoods are just PERFECT for splits! And honest to God, I would not have known this … Continue reading

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When I Want Authentic Italian Food, I Go to This Guy

Sometimes when you come from work you just want to eat. Mac and cheese would take too long. Who wants to waste time boiling water? Your other option is a peanut butter and jelly sammy, but you ate one of … Continue reading

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Most Improved: Patrick Dempsey

If Hollywood were high school, and broadcast television were yearbooks (work with me here), then Patrick Dempsey would be voted “Most Improved.” And I’m not even talking about how he paid Cindy Mancini a thousand bucks to pretend to be … Continue reading

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Alex Skarsgard and I Would Probably Make a Great Couple. Duh.

My first foray into online dating was (-) years ago via the always reliable Craigslist. I opened it up under a fake email account for which I can no longer remember the user name and password (this was in the … Continue reading

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I’d Like The Purple Stuff, Thank You Very Much

As the weather gets hotter, you are probably going to want to drink a tasty, cool, refreshing beverage. Hmmmm, shall I call this guy? Nahhhh, Kool-Aid is much too much work. You have to make it yourself and everything. I … Continue reading

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Congratulations! You’re Going to the Prom! Which Dress Do You Wear?

Let’s pretend you exist in a world where high school was fun because boys asked you out like all the time. In fact, you had your choice of prom dates because soooo many handsome young men thought you were gorge, … Continue reading

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Heidi Klum is the Lady Sybil of Supermodels

Confesh: I am tardy to the party with Downton Abbey. SO EMBARRASSING. I just started watching a month ago because my parents would not. stop. talking. about. it. Granted, they also can’t stop talking about Two And a Half Men so take … Continue reading

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Where Is Sanjaya?

Confesh: I didn’t watch American Idol this season, though I did DVR it. Since it debuted in the summer of 2002, I’ve caught a few seasons here and there. Well, to be honest, I only watched the auditions. Once they got … Continue reading

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A Trip Down Memory Lane, Baby, One More Time

Remember when MTV used to show videos, and they were actually cool? Ah, those were the days. I am going to assume the tide started turning when I graduated from high school, because that’s when I stopped watching MTV. But … Continue reading

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Tori Spelling is So Subtle

Tori Spelling needs to learn to come out of her shell. After all, the public needs to know what the star of Craft Wars, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Mistle-tones is doing these days because we really, really care. Well, what do … Continue reading

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