I’m still always surprised Prince Harry turned out to be the hot one.

Prince Will showed such promise.

But life is full of twists, like Honey Boo Boo’s successful career at age 7.

This child is worth 800 times what I am. Sigh.

And now Prince Harry is going to be in New York City this week, and People Magazine asked where he should go hang out.

Yummmmm.

They suggested a few trendy places like Beauty & Essex and Bounce Sporting Club, but I have a better idea. Just come over to my apartment! I have a nice bottle of scotch as well as a few beers. And then we can make a beautiful red-headed child together. Woohoo!

Thoughts?