Monthly Archives: October 2012

Boo F—ing Hoo. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married yesterday. In Italy. Of course they did. Is Justin’s hometown of Memphis too low budget for them? I’m not crying because I’m a bitter bitch, I’m weeping tears of Cheeto crumbs … Continue reading →

Could there be anything more early ’90s than Cindy Crawford? Well, besides Nirvana, teen angst, and the movie Backdraft which my parents let me see in the movie theater even though it was rated R. And while acting on the big … Continue reading →

Okay, I’ll be upfront with you. I’m a Red Sox fan. 2004 was one of the best years of life because 1) I had a British boyfriend named Dr. Love for a few months and 2) the Red Sox won … Continue reading →

Life is SO Unfair. Like when I go to a supermarket and I really want a Skor bar, and all they have is a Heath bar. Or when I want to watch Real Housewives of Atlanta, but only Real Housewives of … Continue reading →

Confesh: I literally have no sense of smell. I’m what you call an anosmiac, which means I can’t detect odors AT ALL. Sometimes it’s a blessing: farts are just cute little noises, the New York City Subway can be a … Continue reading →

Don’t you fret–The DVR Files is a  politics free zone, unless, of course we’re talking about, say, The Good Wife or West Wing, neither of which I watch but YOU NEVER KNOW. But as every good American knows, last night … Continue reading →

Remember when Tyra Banks was just known for being a swimsuit model with big boobs? Oh, those were the days! But then she went on a power trip and started America’s Next Top Model and then hosted her own eponymous … Continue reading →

Want to feel old? The Osbournes turned 10 years old this year. Sharon and Ozzy were the first famous family to really exploit their kin in front of the cameras. Well, let’s be honest, it was all Sharon’s doing. But … Continue reading →

So today I was flipping through the channels when I saw a commercial for the Hair Club for Men, and I was SO overjoyed to see that it was still around. As a female child growing up in the 1980s, … Continue reading →

Let’s be honest. I am so deeply ashamed that I call myself a huge fan of the irrepressible Courtney Stodden but I don’t even watch her new show Couples Therapy on VH1. What kind of pop culture ho am I? That … Continue reading →