So today I was flipping through the channels when I saw a commercial for the Hair Club for Men, and I was SO overjoyed to see that it was still around.

Because no one should ever be called a bald asshole.

As a female child growing up in the 1980s, I watched these commercials with a twinge of envy. I wanted to join a club! How nice that bald men had the opportunity to do so! I had to settle with joining Brownies. Give me a Thin Mint now.

Let’s take a walk down memory lane. If you’re bald, wear a cap, or just call this toll-free number.