Monthly Archives: September 2012

Oh Sweet Jesus. I. Cannot. Breathe. Why, you ask. Did Kids Incorporated announce a reunion show? Did LeAnn Rimes abandon Twitter and join a convent for reformed fame whores? Did Ryan Reynolds divorce Blake Lively and marry a woman over … Continue reading →

Well, man, they’ve done it again! Who, you ask? Britney Spears? Well, YES she is continuing to ask like a hot medicated mess on The X Factor, but this time I’m talking about my best buds Paul W. Downs and … Continue reading →

Everyone is always all, Live without regrets! But to be honest there are a few things in my life that I wish I never did: See the movie Blame it on the Bellboy. Attend a ZZ Top concert with my dad … Continue reading →

And it’s NOT because he has red hair! I love a ginge as much as anyone, especially because I am one! But I am NOT a fan of people trashing hotels, ever. Not even if you’re Johnny Depp and it … Continue reading →

Okay, one thing that is absolutely shocking in life, besides Khloe Kardashian’s career, is that I have NEVER written about Lindsay Lohan and her island of misfit family in The DVR Files. I hold true to the theory that you … Continue reading →

Shalom and Happy New Year to all my friends who are members of the tribe! I just hope you didn’t have to spend a lot on tickets to High Holiday services like our boy Larry David!   GOD, I wish … Continue reading →

One of the things I love most about you, my loyal readers, is that y’all are pop culture whores, just like me! It is SUCH a relief that there are other people in the world who care about Ryan Reynolds’ … Continue reading →

Oh my God, I DON’T know what I am going to do! A.C. Slater is getting married, and it’s NOT to Jessie Spano. Nope, Mario Lopez is marrying longtime girlfriend Courtney Mazza, the mother of his super cute two-year-old daughter … Continue reading →

As a Patriots fan who doesn’t really understand football-hey, at least I can admit it!–I was just a BIT disappointed in today’s loss to the Arizona Cardinals, which I had to watch stop-motion style on my computer since New York … Continue reading →

So last week I bragged to you that my brother was a Talented Person, which runs in the family, in case you were wondering. And then THIS week, the world agreed that he is also a talented singer/songwriter, as decided by … Continue reading →