Monthly Archives: August 2012

Dallas, 90210, Brady Bunch . . . what show will they remake next?

We all know that Hollywood is filled with SO many original ideas. So many, in fact, that they recycle tv shows that have been off the air just ten years (I’m talking to YOU 90210!). Sometimes they go as far as … Continue reading

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No, I am not the President of the Ryan Lochte Fan Club . . . Yet!

Let me be honest: I think Ryan Lochte is hot in a very dbaggy way, such that I’d be HAPPY to have a one-night-stand with him (Sorry Mom!) but I wouldn’t let him buy me breakfast the next morning, because … Continue reading

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Kim Zolciak just made Kash!

Well this is exciting. One of the few Real Housewives who is actually a wife just gave birth to her fourth child (by her third baby daddy, but who am I to judge. I just write a blog!). That’s right, … Continue reading

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I found Peter from The Cosby Show on Louie!

Some people ask what ever happened to Baby Jane, I ask what ever happened to Rudy’s friend Peter on The Cosby Show. Well, friends, I don’t have an answer for you because it’s late and I’m tired and even though … Continue reading

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That Ryan Lochte really gets around!

While Ryan Lochte has yet to make my list of hottest Olympians of all time, I think he is doing just fine without my endorsement. After winning five medals in London (2 gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze. Hey, we can’t … Continue reading

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So THAT’S What Happened to My Boobs!

Confession: I am flat-chested. What, TMI??? Oops, too bad! It’s not like you can’t tell by looking at me! Heck, even the most miraculous push-up bra only ups me to a lower-case a cup. So while I spend nights chanting … Continue reading

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Sexiest Olympians, Continued!

I’m like a kid with ADD who needs to take her Adderall (I wish! Drugs are cool!). I know I was going to give you all the Emmy predictions, that I was going to tell you all about the hottest … Continue reading

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Olympic Withdrawal

Hey kidz– All I can say is, thank GOD tonight is the season premiere of Intervention, because I may just need my family me to submit my application to be on the show because I am going through SEVERE Olympics withdrawal … Continue reading

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A Real Housewife Will Now be a Real Divorcee

Well HERE’s a shocker: one of the stars of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is getting a divorce. That’s right, wannabe catwoman Adrienne Maloof of the Bev Hills division is breaking up with her hubby, plastic surgeon Paul Nassif. And HE is … Continue reading

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