Monthly Archives: August 2012

When Fruit Attacks!

The 1980s were mostly a great time due to revolutionary tv shows such as Puttin’ on the Hits (a precursor to RuPaul’s Drag Race) and innovative furniture like Craftmatic Adjustable beds, but they were also a scary time due to Jimmy Swaggart … Continue reading

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Snooki Has a Baby, and I Have a Bunch of Kale that Won’t Fit in My Fridge

Today I went grocery shopping, because that’s one of the things you do when you are an adult who lives on your own. I made a really cool list of things to buy, such as chicken, beef, watermelon, bacon, and … Continue reading

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The Next Bachelor should be Joe Millionaire!

Okay, I get it. Ryan Lochte is a stud. I have been a BIG supporter of the grill master on this blog because he is such a compassionate, articulate human being who cares so much about a woman’s feelings.   … Continue reading

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If I wanted something fat with flavor, I’d eat bacon!

God who didn’t love THIS commercial in the 1980s???   I STILL hum this jingle 20+ years later. “Skinny sticklets, fat with flavor, Skinny Sticklets taste so fat!” Hehe. You know this would never make it on the air now, … Continue reading

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Is It Too Late to Be Adopted by Tom Cruise? Or Another Famous Rich Person?

Do NOT get me wrong. I am an adult woman born to parents who love me very much. They bought me great toys growing up, like Rainbow Brite dolls and the She-Ra Castle and Rub-a-Dub Doggie. I even like to … Continue reading

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This is going to be a great Lifetime movie!

Do you ever hear about a murder and think to yourself, this will make a really great Lifetime movie/Law & Order episode/Dateline special? Well, the race is on in to see who will get this on tv first in one … Continue reading

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What a Terrible Show!

I bet you read that headline and were all, Liz, I know there is a lot of bad television, but usually you try to stay positive! And you’d be right! See, I tricked you with that headline. What I am … Continue reading

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I’d Like a Pizza With Nothing . . . not!

Speaking of commercials, did anyone else feel like they became bilingual after watching this commercial way back in the day?   Though, must admit, I prefer my pizza with sauce and crust. Now, if I could just find a Storck … Continue reading

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My future husband will NEVER have ring around the collar, thank you very much!

One of the best things about using a VCR in the 1980s is that you often taped the commercials when you were, say, recording the classic tv movie Bride of Boogedy. And while in this crazy DVR culture world we … Continue reading

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Who will be the next Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to make us not believe in love anymore???

Confession: I am an adult. As an adult, I like adult things like wine, beer, bars, and tapas. I even like a good old-fashioned scandal. There was this REALLY shocking one back in 2005 that I still talk about. See, … Continue reading

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