Well this is exciting. One of the few Real Housewives who is actually a wife just gave birth to her fourth child (by her third baby daddy, but who am I to judge. I just write a blog!). That’s right, Kim Zolciak and her footballing hubster Kroy Biermann just gave birth to their second son together named, wait for it, Kash Kade. Don’t you feel guilty using all these Ks when you’re not even a Kardashian?

Kim and Kroy, always keeping it klassy.

I just can’t wait to see what her next hit single will be. Maybe “Baby, Don’t Ruin My Wig!”? At any rate, t will be very tough to follow up “Don’t be Tardy for the Party” and “The Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing.” Perhaps she can just start a fashion line since She by Sheree never made it to the stores. How dreadful!