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Yum! You Are Hungry. Which TV Restaurant Do You Choose?
Sometimes you just want a snack. Where do you go, if your choices are restaurants on television? Let’s discuss. 1) Los Pollos Hermanos, Breaking Bad Clearly one of New Mexico’s finest fast food establishments, Los Pollos Hermanos (Spanish-speaking friends–is this even … Continue reading
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Jodie Sweetin is the Modern Day Elizabeth Taylor, Except Without the Talent or Violet Eyes
How rude! Stephanie Tanner is ending her THIRD marriage. Home girl is 31. Jodie Sweetin–the actress who portrayed Stephanie–is creating a full house of ex-husbands and children. After the show wrapped in 1995, she battled a meth addiction before settling down with … Continue reading
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God is Real
For all of you doubters out there in the galaxy, I can tell you with 100% certainty that God exists. How can I be sure, you ask. Well, Homeboy (God) answered my prayers. Paul Giamatti is going to be on Downton … Continue reading
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Summer is Here!
It’s the first day of summer. Yahoooo! HOWEVER, be wary of those runaway teenagers. There are over a million of them on the streets of America! What, too soon? The song was released 20 years ago, dorks.
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Remind Me Never To Go to Egypt With Bert
I’m not claustrophobic generally speaking, but one of my biggest fears is being stuck in the bottom of the great Egyptian pyramids. And you know WHY I am afraid? Because I’m terrified of dead mummies? Because I hate the heat? … Continue reading
I Want Love, And So Does Robert Downey, Jr.
Me and Robert Downey, Jr. have SO much in common. We are both recovering addicts (him, drugs; me, the tv show Intervention) and we’re both really good-looking. We also both want love. Well, at least Robert did in 2001. Allow me … Continue reading
Jurassic Park is 20 Today.
Do you hear me humming? Da da daaa da da, da da daaa da da, da da da, da da da, dada daaa da da? What is that tune, you ask? HEATHENS, all of you. IT IS THE JURASSIC PARK THEME … Continue reading
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America’s Second Favorite Lesbian is Back on the Market!
Hello my Sapphic disciples! I have some good news–sort of. Everyone’s favorite lesbian–besides Ellen–is available! That’s right–Jane Lynch is now free to date you! I shouldn’t sound so full of glee–after all Lynch is only single because she is getting … Continue reading
It Is So Hard To Meet a Man in New York, I’d Even Date a Teeny Little Super Guy!
Everyone knows the New York City dating scene is really and truly designed for single women in their 30s. It is AMAZING how easy it is to find a man who wants to settle down and get married RIGHT AWAY. … Continue reading
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So Long, Intervention!
Okay, it’s been a couple of weeks since A&E announced that they were canceling Intervention after 13 awesome seasons, and I have been in such deep mourning that I have not been able to bring myself to accept it let … Continue reading
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