Hello my Sapphic disciples!
I have some good news–sort of. Everyone’s favorite lesbian–besides Ellen–is available! That’s right–Jane Lynch is now free to date you!
I shouldn’t sound so full of glee–after all Lynch is only single because she is getting a divorce after three years of marriage, which kinds of stinks. But she’s rich, tall, blonde, and TOTALLY knows how to talk dirty. So start lining up now!