Jodie Sweetin is the Modern Day Elizabeth Taylor, Except Without the Talent or Violet Eyes

How rude!

Stephanie Tanner is ending her THIRD marriage. Home girl is 31.

Who knew this sweet little thing would become such a Casanova?

Who knew this sweet little thing would become such a Casanova?

Jodie Sweetin–the actress who portrayed Stephanie–is creating a full house of ex-husbands and children. After the show wrapped in 1995, she battled a meth addiction before settling down with first husband Shaun Holguin–a Los Angeles police officer, of course–in 2002. She divorced him in 2006 and went on to marry Cory Herpin, a film transportation coordinator, in 2007. She gave birth to their daughter Zoie in April 2008, and by November of that year they were legally separated before finally dissolving the marriage in April 2010.

Got all that so far? Good. Days after her second divorce was finalized, Jodie announced she was pregnant with her second child with her boyfriend of a year, Morty Coyle (that’s a Jewish Irishman if I ever heard of one). Baby Beatrix was born in August of 2010, the couple was married in in March 2012, and just yesterday Sweetin announced she was separating from him. Busy girl!

To be fair–Elizabeth Taylor was on her FOURTH husband by age 27 and her fifth spouse by 32, so Jodie only has a year to make two new men Mr. Sweetin. I say go work your magic girlfriend!

She does have nice assets.

She does have nice assets.

I am sure they will all want to take their pants-off in a dance-off. Or at least have BobSaget as a surrogate father-in-law

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4 Responses to Jodie Sweetin is the Modern Day Elizabeth Taylor, Except Without the Talent or Violet Eyes

  1. Alan Bunker says:

    Who decided it was their job to @#$% on Jodie Sweetin?

  2. Larry says:

    Her tits are swell!

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