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Here is the 2013’s first nomination for the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” Hall of Fame: Aaron Carter’s ex Hilary Duff went to a bakery in Beverly Hills and ordered a dozen cupcakes! Wow, how exciting! I wonder … Continue reading →

Well this is sad. Conrad Bain, aka Mr. Drummond, aka the rich white dude who adopted two poor black kids on the best show ever Diff’rent Strokes, has died. He was 89. Admittedly, when my friend Shannon emailed me that … Continue reading →

Well you krazy kidz you, it’s time to “Warm It Up” because you will be “Jump Jump”-ing in the air soon because Kriss Kross are coming back. I think. Apparently, Daddy Mac and Mac Daddy are reuniting for one night … Continue reading →

Okay, truth time. This is not something I am proud to admit, but I am really f—ing jealous of children of famous people. They get to do all sorts of fun things, like hang out with rich people (their parents), … Continue reading →

Every time I need to buy a loaf of break, a container of milk, and a stick of butter, I also want to pick up a nice beautiful flower. But why bother? Why trap such a lovely living creature in … Continue reading →

Today everyone’s (former) favorite one-nut bicyclist Lance Armstrong’s interview with Oprah will air on CBS News. Apparently he is going to admit to the crazy ass doping scandal that he partook in that stripped him of his record seven Tour … Continue reading →

It might only be January, but wouldn’t it be so nice if you could eat a Cadbury Creme Egg STAT? Oh wait, look what I found at my local drugstore . . . . Resolutions be damned, we are Americans, … Continue reading →

Well that was quick. Just months after Olivia Wilde announced that her vagina had died, it’s alive again. That’s right, home girl is engaged to Jason Sudeikis. Olivia clearly likes marriage. Just 28, she is apparently on the Elizabeth Taylor/Jennifer … Continue reading →

Last night at the Golden Globes Jodie Foster won some big lifetime award and she gave a rambling speech where apparently she came out as a lesbian. I’m not shocked that she likes the ladies–nobody is–but she made zero sense … Continue reading →