It might only be January, but wouldn’t it be so nice if you could eat a Cadbury Creme Egg STAT?
Oh wait, look what I found at my local drugstore . . . .
Resolutions be damned, we are Americans, and we want our candy. And even though Easter is months away and we haven’t even had a chance to eat a conversation heart for Valentine’s Day, I want to put my myself in a diabetic coma ASAP. Rabbits–start laying eggs. Okay?
You know who agrees with me? Office star B.J. Novak. But he’d like the eggs a little bigger please.