Well that was quick. Just months after Olivia Wilde announced that her vagina had died, it’s alive again. That’s right, home girl is engaged to Jason Sudeikis.

That’s an alive vagina if I ever saw one.

Olivia clearly likes marriage. Just 28, she is apparently on the Elizabeth Taylor/Jennifer Lopez wedding track. She was wed to Italian prince Tao Raspoli from 2003 to 2011. Why waste time? It’s like she’s a Kenyan marathon runner or something, always in it for the long haul.

Mazel tov, I guess.