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Me and Mama June from the Masterpiece Theatre’s production of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo have a lot in common. One, we are both 33. Two, we both like food. Three, uh, okay. Maybe we don’t have a lot in common. This is not about … Continue reading →

It’s My Lucky Day! As we prepare for the Lines Of Battle, I am preparing for a Giant Finish. Let’s not Overanalyze it–after all, it’s not the Normandy Invasion! Nope, today is the Kentucky Derby! I don’t even need to … Continue reading →

You have to hand it to Lindsay Lohan, she knows how to have a good time, even at rehab! See, if you or I were sentenced to court-ordered rehab, we’d take wherever our insurance was accepted. I’d look on the … Continue reading →

Just say you’re playing Who Wants To Be a Millionaire in the Regis years. It’s the $32,000 question, so if you get it right, that’s the MINIMUM amount of money you can win. A mathematical formula presents itself onscreen. Score! you … Continue reading →

I’ve been following Laura Jeanne “Reese” Witherspoon’s career since 1991, when she starred in the movie The Man in the Moon (not to be confused with Man ON the Moon, the Andy Kaufman biopic starring Jim Carrey). Set in 1957, Reese played … Continue reading →

That Kelly LeBrock was perhaps the most conceited woman to ever walk the planet in the 1980s. “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,” she haughtily said to us as she bounced her luscious mane around. Bish please. I don’t hate … Continue reading →

Two of my favorite things in the world are books and TV. I read an average of a book a week because I am a geek, and I watch an average of 82 hours of tv a week because I … Continue reading →

So imagine you are granted $3 billion dollars and the only thing you can buy with it are iconic items from 1980s TV shows. Your first purchase, of course, is the house from The Golden Girls. Now that you’ve established a … Continue reading →

Well this is a bummer. Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly from the 1990s rap duo Kriss Kross has been found dead in his apartment at age 34. Cause of death has not been determined. This is tragic on so many levels. One, … Continue reading →

I consider myself to have a pretty good relationship with my mother. I call her every now and then and she sometimes buys me dresses that everyone likes because she has better taste than I do. HOWEVER–as close as we … Continue reading →