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Category Archives: Hot Catholic of Lent
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 11!
One of the beauties of being a Hot Catholic of Lent is you don’t even have to be alive or real to take the honor. You can be dead or fictional! Day’s 11 Hot Catholic falls into the former category (dead) … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 10!
Really, I should stop engaging in this silly habit of a daily Hot Catholic of Lent when there is one grand babe who is truly the Hot Being of Everything which includes objects on all planes of existence in every state of … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 9!
Yes, today is actually Day 12 of Lent. Yes, that means I have slacked off. No, I did not go to confession. Laziness isn’t one of the seven deadly sins! Neither is knowing all of the names of the Kardashian … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 8!
It’s International Women’s Day so let’s celebrate one of the most bitching, righteous ladies who walks the walk as the Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 8! Sister Helen Prejean! Sister Prejean is an avid opponent of the death penalty and … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 7!
One week into Lent and I’ve been all about sexy people for Hot Catholics. But Lent has something to do with Jesus and faith and being good and all those types of things you can find about at church or … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 6!
I’ve made it abundantly clear that I am obsessed with the ’90s so the Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 6! will make a lot of sense to fans of the best decade of all. Duke Basketball God Christian Laettner! Mushroom … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 5!
Today is the first Sunday of Lent and I skipped Mass. Oops! But in case anyone doubts my dedication to the cause, what I won’t skip is announcing the Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 5! And I think this is … Continue reading
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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 4!
Back in the day I was a DJ at my college radio station, WXDU-FM, based out of Duke University in Durham, NC. I played super cool music from super cool artists like Spoon, The Olivia Tremor Control, and The Magnetic … Continue reading
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Tagged Jack White, Stephen Colbert, The White Stripes
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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 3!
It’s Day 3 of Lent. I have not played Candy Crush since Tuesday. It has been hard but it’s really increased my productivity: now I look at people.com fifty times a minute on my phone instead! Where else am I going … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 2!
Today is Texas Independence Day so of course the Hot Catholic of Lent is going to be the late great Farrah Fawcett! Born and raised in Corpus Christi, Texas, she attended the parish school at St. Patrick’s Roman Catholic Church. She went to … Continue reading
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