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Category Archives: Hot Catholic of Lent
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 8!
Bad news. Cary Grant was not Catholic so he can’t be a hot Catholic of Lent. But let’s look at him anyway! I’d commit all kinds of sins if it meant spending one night with him! The awful truth is … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 6!
I’m embarrassed. I’ve been writing about hot Catholics for two years and somehow the hottest one of all has escaped my attention. The devil is gonna get me, that is if the rhythm doesn’t get me first! That’s right, folks, … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 5!
We all know how wonderful and kind Hollywood is to women over 30. We are considered SO fragile that they trot out women in their 20s to portray us, because why should we be acting when our delicate asses need … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 3!
One of the most beautiful things about being an adult is you can do whatever you want. Cheetos for breakfast? Sure. Cheetos for lunch? Duh. Cheetos for dinner? Eh, maybe. Another bonus is we can see Rated R movies whenever … Continue reading
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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 2!
One of my strong points is I’m really up on current events. I can name four of Elizabeth Taylor’s sevens husbands without googling, I know the top grossing film of 1993, and June 25, 2009 is the day we lost … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 1!
Hola amigos. It’s been a few months since I’ve written. No, I have not hibernated. Yes, I am still watching TV. I’ve also been playing a LOT of Candy Crush, and that sugar rush has kept me away from a … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 15!
Believe it or not, The DVR Files is about TV. Sometimes I get sidetracked by things like Jon Hamm’s package. Who can blame me? I also get sidetracked by guilt, which is something I attain when I post pics of Jon Hamm’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Big Little Lies, HBO, Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman
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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 14!
It’s a Friday during Lent and I have not eaten meat yet today. I say “yet” because last Friday I ate a bacon donut by accident. What can I say? I was on vacation in Colorado. And no, I had not … Continue reading
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Tagged John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, The Quiet Man
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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 13!
Oops, I fell behind on my Hot Catholics of Lent again. What a sinner! We have 17 to go till I catch up. I’ve got the faith that I can do it. So even though today is actually Day 30 … Continue reading
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Tagged Atticus Finch, Gregory Peck, To Kill a Mockingbird
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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 12!
These days you can have a famous parent and 100+ followers on Instagram and call yourself a supermodel. In my day, you actually had to be discovered at McDonald’s (Gisele), at the airport (Kate Moss), or in the local paper (Cindy Crawford). And … Continue reading
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Tagged Christy Turlington, Ed Burns, Freedom, George Michael
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