Author Archives: thedvrfiles

There was a Presidential Debate last night? Oops, I missed it. I was too busy looking at looking at the sneak attack of the snake in Jon Hamm’s pants. Jon and his friend from the land down under are currently … Continue reading →

It’s not often that I feel sorry for a Dawson’s Creek alum who is not Michelle Williams. But Jesus F—ing Christ. Home girl is just trying to live her life in New York City, and all the world does not give … Continue reading →

I’m talking about her ring, pervs! See, Sofia Vergara continues her mission to alienate her female fans everywhere. In the upcoming issue of Lucky Magazine, explained to us via People.com, she explains to us where to shop for oh so … Continue reading →

Hey kidz– I know it’s been a while since I’ve talked about bikini babe LeAnn Rimes, but that’s because I wanted to give her the tranquility she so deserves after a long day frolicking on the beach. It is so … Continue reading →

I try not to get ever get jealous of people, because we all know the grass is always greener but that could just because they spray painted it. But then I see the stills of Ben Affleck in his latest … Continue reading →

Oh. My. God. What are we going to DO about Sunday nights? I have a billion shows to watch and only about 3 hours to actually spend time watching them this entire week! And I’m talking about just one night! … Continue reading →

Oh my God! Have you heard of this really awesome up and coming actress Lindsay Lohan? She starred in ONE movie eight years ago called Mean Girls and she is SO fetch and pretty and I just want to get “Fully … Continue reading →

Remember back in the day when you were young and you were all, I will NEVER like beer or coffee or girls or boys or jazz music because I am a KID and I only like playing with My Little … Continue reading →

SERIOUSLY, Sofia. I like you.  But you’re making it hard. See, the other night you went to the Emmys where the show you star in, Modern Family, which I happen to ADORE, won a bunch of rewards. And right before it … Continue reading →

I don’t know about you, but I like my cookies to not be racist. So that’s why I was a HUGE fan of Giggles back in the ’80s. Giggles were so innovative for their time. You want a chocolate cookie? … Continue reading →