Hey kidz–

I know it’s been a while since I’ve talked about bikini babe LeAnn Rimes, but that’s because I wanted to give her the tranquility she so deserves after a long day frolicking on the beach. It is so stressful, in fact, that it sent her to rehab.

Life is so hard!

Now LeAnn is back and better than ever. She tells my hometown paper The Boston Herald-or as I like to call it, the Post of Massachusetts–that “I think it’s really hard to deal with Twitter and Facebook and all these social media outlets.” Oh that’s just rich. She goes on, “I have felt like I’ve had a piece of tape over my mouth the last four years.” Well, no tape over her typing fingers, as she has sent out 51,965 tweets (and counting!) in her Twitter lifetime. That means that even if she started using Twitter right when it was launched in March 2006, she has sent out an average of 21.65 tweets a DAY since then. That’s more women than Wilt Chamberlain has even slept with!

LeAnn–my advice to you? Stay away from Twitter and Facebook. Problem solved.