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Michelle Obama and Ann Romney Wore Pink! Because This is What is Important in the World!

Don’t you fret–The DVR Files is a  politics free zone, unless, of course we’re talking about, say, The Good Wife or West Wing, neither of which I watch but YOU NEVER KNOW. But as every good American knows, last night … Continue reading

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Tyra Banks Knows Boston, as Well as Everything Else in the World

Remember when Tyra Banks was just known for being a swimsuit model with big boobs? Oh, those were the days! But then she went on a power trip and started America’s Next Top Model and then hosted her own eponymous … Continue reading

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Jack Osbourne is all Grown Up!

Want to feel old? The Osbournes turned 10 years old this year. Sharon and Ozzy were the first famous family to really exploit their kin in front of the cameras. Well, let’s be honest, it was all Sharon’s doing. But … Continue reading

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Good News! The Hair Club for Men is Still Around!

So today I was flipping through the channels when I saw a commercial for the Hair Club for Men, and I was SO overjoyed to see that it was still around. As a female child growing up in the 1980s, … Continue reading

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Courtney Stodden Has Not Had Plastic Surgery. In Other News, Santa Claus is Coming Over to my House!

Let’s be honest. I am so deeply ashamed that I call myself a huge fan of the irrepressible Courtney Stodden but I don’t even watch her new show Couples Therapy on VH1. What kind of pop culture ho am I? That … Continue reading

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I Hate to Break This to You, But The Walking Dead is Not Very Realistic

So last night was the season premiere of The Walking Dead and I watched it today. Overall it was pretty good but just a TAD unrealistic. I mean the zombie apocalypse could TOTALLY happen. THAT part I believe. However–there are a … Continue reading

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Russell Crowe MAY Be Back on the Market

To all those ladies devastated that Alfonso Ribeiro got married this weekend, don’t worry. You do not need to give up hope, because Russell Crowe may be splitting up with his wife Danielle Spencer. Maybe. Now, I actually feel kind of … Continue reading

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Please Do Not Lose Your Sh– Ladies, But Alfonso Ribeiro Is Off the Market

Well, I am just too upset for words! First Webster’s dad dies, now Carlton Banks is married to a white woman that is NOT ME! I hope at the very least he did the Carlton Dance at his wedding.  

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Real Ho’wife Kyle Richards Brags About Her Marriage

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hehehehehehehhehehehe. That’s me giggling because Kyle Richards, real ho’wife of Bev Hills-and aunt of a sex tape star-had the audacity to brag about her marriage to people.com. Kyle explains, “If you have cracks in your marriage, don’t do one … Continue reading

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I Want My Old MTV!

Here’s the thing: I love you all very much but a girl’s gotta eat so she’s got to make her own money. Some people turn to prostitution, some turn to online dating, I turn to work. So let’s talk quickly … Continue reading

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