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Andrea Zuckerman: The Original 40-Year-Old Virgin
So today I was having a great conversation with myself as I am prone to do when I’m home alone. “Liz,” I addressed myself, “You know why Beverly Hills, 90210 is the most unrealistic show of all time?” “Because Brandon Walsh … Continue reading
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Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Babe?
I never got it. See, when Home Improvement started airing in 1991, I was a wise-cracking 12 year old into much older men from the West Coast, such as this guy: I didn’t need any BOYS from a show about … Continue reading
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Lindsay Lohan on Intervention? A Girl Can Dream!
It’s time. After Lindsay Lohan and her pudgy digits AMAZING performance in the seminal TV movie Liz & Dick, I was GUNNING for her comeback. Let’s make a sequel to Freaky Friday, I suggested to my crazy brain. We’ll call it Singular Saturday! … Continue reading
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Boston’s Finest Irish Catholic Cop Needs New York’s Finest Irish Catholic Girl
Soooo . . . The DVR Files turned one last week and I was all about posting 497 posts in two days and then I disappeared. What happened, I am sure were you asking every day. Did you get arrested … Continue reading
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I Dream of Living in a Genie Bottle
That Barbara Eden has all the luck. Not only did she get to presumably bang the man that would become J.R. Ewing, she all got to live in a super cool genie bottle on her very own tv show I Dream … Continue reading
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Before She Was Gone With The Wind Fabulous, Kenya Moore Just Wanted to Help Kids
Everyone knows that Kenya Moore won Miss USA NOT Miss Congeniality. But do we know HOW she won? Well, Dick Clark does. Because she answered his question in the Miss USA pageant! What a lucky man he was that he … Continue reading
People That Should Have Had a Baby Together: Ian Ziering and ME
Damn, Steve Sanders is looking good these days. Homeboy will be turning 49 on March 30. Who would have thought that THIS Could have come from this: But whatevs, enough fawning. See, I’m upset. Eye-on Ziering (that’s the phonetic way … Continue reading
People Who Should Have a Baby Together: R.L. Stine and V.C. Andrews
Oh my God, can you imagine if teen horror writer R.L. Stine and Southern Gothic incest fan/novelist V.C. Andrews made a baby together??? It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it! This coupling is slightly problematic, of course. One, R.L. … Continue reading
Mentos Not Only Give You Fresh Breath, They Give You Genius Bursts of Energy!
And probably cavities too, as they are made of sugar, glucose syrup, hydrogenated coconut oil, gelatin and other fun stuff. But who cares because they make you COOL.
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Remember When M&M’s Weren’t Annoying?
The 1980s were a simpler time in many ways but perhaps the important one is that we didn’t have so many goddamn annoying M&M’s! Don’t get me wrong, I still like to eat an M&M every now and then. My … Continue reading
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