Soooo . . . The DVR Files turned one last week and I was all about posting 497 posts in two days and then I disappeared. What happened, I am sure were you asking every day. Did you get arrested Liz?

The answer is I WISH. Especially if it was by this guy . . . Pat Rogers, real life cop, babe, and star of Boston’s Finest.

Do I have the right to bear your children?

Granted, that’s not the best photo of him in the world, but this patrol officer is too busy catching criminals to pose for pics.

See, Officer Pat and I would make the BEST couple. One, we’re both Irish Catholic. Two, we’re both from MA (he’s from Dorchester, I’m from the suburban wonderland of North Andover). Three, we both hate cats.

Now, on last week’s episode 35-year-old Pat DID tell his partner Jenn that he didn’t want kids but I’m convinced once he lays his eyes on me he will change his mind because our children would be goddamn gorgeous.

I’m going to have to visit Boston and just HOPE to get caught breaking the law. Woohoo!