That Barbara Eden has all the luck. Not only did she get to presumably bang the man that would become J.R. Ewing, she all got to live in a super cool genie bottle on her very own tv show I Dream of Jeannie.

That bitch has everything.

Watching Jeannie on Nick at Nite growing up, I was all, I hope I can be a kept woman someday living in a tiny enclosed space.

My dream did SORT of come true. Nope, I’m not a kept woman, but I love in a tiny enclosed apartment in New York City. Woohoo!