Oh my God, can you imagine if teen horror writer R.L. Stine and Southern Gothic incest fan/novelist V.C. Andrews made a baby together??? It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!
This coupling is slightly problematic, of course. One, R.L. has been married to his wife since 1969 (hehe, hehe). Two, V.C. Andrews has been dead since 1986, though ghostwriter Andrew Neiderman continues to publish under her name.
I’ll just have to ask Christopher Pike to write this piece of supernatural fiction. A girl can dream!