People Who Should Have a Baby Together: R.L. Stine and V.C. Andrews

Oh my God, can you imagine if teen horror writer R.L. Stine and Southern Gothic incest fan/novelist V.C. Andrews made a baby together???  It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!

The Dollanganger kids are too busy romancing each other, which presents a bit of a problem if Stine wants to give Andrews a flower from his attic,

The Dollanganger kids are too busy romancing each other, which presents a bit of a problem if Stine wants to give Andrews a flower from his attic.

This coupling is slightly problematic, of course. One, R.L. has been married to his wife since 1969 (hehe, hehe). Two, V.C. Andrews has been dead since 1986, though ghostwriter Andrew Neiderman continues to publish under her name.

I’ll just have to ask Christopher Pike to write this piece of supernatural fiction. A girl can dream!

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