People That Should Have Had a Baby Together: Ian Ziering and ME

Damn, Steve Sanders is looking good these days. Homeboy will be turning 49 on March 30. Who would have thought that

THIS

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Could have come from this:

I want to run my fingers through that mane.

I want to run my fingers through that mane.

But whatevs, enough fawning. See, I’m upset. Eye-on Ziering (that’s the phonetic way of saying his name Ian, he’s like the Onna/Anna of boys) just announced that he and his wife are expecting their second daughter in May. And, uh, I’m not the mother, obviously.

I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised. Back on an episode of 90210 probably towards the end of its reign, someone said to Steve that his skin is his biggest organ. “That’s debatable,” he replied.

So, well, I guess life will have to go on for me, even though Brandon Walsh and Steve are both taken. At least Luke Perry is single!

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One Response to People That Should Have Had a Baby Together: Ian Ziering and ME

  1. Um, you can’t run his fingers through that jerry curl mane. Let’s be clear.

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