Author Archives: thedvrfiles

I will never forgive Rachael Leigh Cook. You see, 14 years ago, when I was a sophomore in college, Rachael starred in this movie called She’s All That. I actually never saw it, but that’s neither here nor there. Basically, Rachael … Continue reading →

Sooooo . . . today is a BIT of a crappy day in New York City, where I live. Maybe it’s a crappy day in your town too! Now, if you find yourself not wanting to do something, like go … Continue reading →

Game of Thrones is a great show to watch if you like naked women. But what about those of us who like hot men? Do they exist in Westeros? The answer is yes, they do. Now we must ask the important … Continue reading →

Me and Mama June from the Masterpiece Theatre’s production of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo have a lot in common. One, we are both 33. Two, we both like food. Three, uh, okay. Maybe we don’t have a lot in common. This is not about … Continue reading →

It’s My Lucky Day! As we prepare for the Lines Of Battle, I am preparing for a Giant Finish. Let’s not Overanalyze it–after all, it’s not the Normandy Invasion! Nope, today is the Kentucky Derby! I don’t even need to … Continue reading →

You have to hand it to Lindsay Lohan, she knows how to have a good time, even at rehab! See, if you or I were sentenced to court-ordered rehab, we’d take wherever our insurance was accepted. I’d look on the … Continue reading →

Just say you’re playing Who Wants To Be a Millionaire in the Regis years. It’s the $32,000 question, so if you get it right, that’s the MINIMUM amount of money you can win. A mathematical formula presents itself onscreen. Score! you … Continue reading →

I’ve been following Laura Jeanne “Reese” Witherspoon’s career since 1991, when she starred in the movie The Man in the Moon (not to be confused with Man ON the Moon, the Andy Kaufman biopic starring Jim Carrey). Set in 1957, Reese played … Continue reading →

That Kelly LeBrock was perhaps the most conceited woman to ever walk the planet in the 1980s. “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,” she haughtily said to us as she bounced her luscious mane around. Bish please. I don’t hate … Continue reading →

Two of my favorite things in the world are books and TV. I read an average of a book a week because I am a geek, and I watch an average of 82 hours of tv a week because I … Continue reading →