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Yum! You Are Hungry. Which TV Restaurant Do You Choose?

Posted on June 25, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Sometimes you just want a snack. Where do you go, if your choices are restaurants on television? Let’s discuss. 1) Los Pollos Hermanos, Breaking Bad Clearly one of New Mexico’s finest fast food establishments, Los Pollos Hermanos (Spanish-speaking friends–is this even … Continue reading →

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Jodie Sweetin is the Modern Day Elizabeth Taylor, Except Without the Talent or Violet Eyes

Posted on June 25, 2013 by thedvrfiles

How rude! Stephanie Tanner is ending her THIRD marriage. Home girl is 31. Jodie Sweetin–the actress who portrayed Stephanie–is creating a full house of ex-husbands and children. After the show wrapped in 1995, she battled a meth addiction before settling down with … Continue reading →

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God is Real

Posted on June 24, 2013 by thedvrfiles

For all of you doubters out there in the galaxy, I can tell you with 100% certainty that God exists. How can I be sure, you ask. Well, Homeboy (God) answered my prayers. Paul Giamatti is going to be on Downton … Continue reading →

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Summer is Here!

Posted on June 21, 2013 by thedvrfiles

It’s the first day of summer. Yahoooo! HOWEVER, be wary of those runaway teenagers. There are over a million of them on the streets of America! What, too soon? The song was released 20 years ago, dorks.

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My Favorite Tony Soprano Moments

Posted on June 20, 2013 by thedvrfiles

By now everything that’s needed to be said has been said about the super awful passing of actor James Gandolfini at the age of 51. Lots of people die every day, heck lots of actors die every day, but for … Continue reading →

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Remind Me Never To Go to Egypt With Bert

Posted on June 17, 2013 by thedvrfiles

I’m not claustrophobic generally speaking, but one of my biggest fears is being stuck in the bottom of the great Egyptian pyramids. And you know WHY I am afraid? Because I’m terrified of dead mummies? Because I hate the heat? … Continue reading →

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I Want Love, And So Does Robert Downey, Jr.

Posted on June 13, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Me and Robert Downey, Jr. have SO much in common. We are both recovering addicts (him, drugs; me, the tv show Intervention) and we’re both really good-looking. We also both want love. Well, at least Robert did in 2001. Allow me … Continue reading →

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Fill in the Blank: Salma Hayek’s Husband Loves __________

Posted on June 12, 2013 by thedvrfiles

If you said . . . Her bubbly personality, you are incorrect. If you answered her excellent belly-dancing amongst vampires, you’d be wrong again. If you guessed her amazing laugh, you are misinformed. Nope, what Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband François-Henri Pinault … Continue reading →

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Jurassic Park is 20 Today.

Posted on June 11, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Do you hear me humming? Da da daaa da da, da da daaa da da, da da da, da da da, dada daaa da da? What is that tune, you ask? HEATHENS, all of you. IT IS THE JURASSIC PARK THEME … Continue reading →

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America’s Second Favorite Lesbian is Back on the Market!

Posted on June 10, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hello my Sapphic disciples! I have some good news–sort of. Everyone’s favorite lesbian–besides Ellen–is available! That’s right–Jane Lynch is now free to date you! I shouldn’t sound so full of glee–after all Lynch is only single because she is getting … Continue reading →

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