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Happy Bastille Day!
Happy Bastille Day, Frenchies! I want to thank your country SO MUCH for introducing so many great things to my life. Kissing, fries, crepes. NOT manicures though. Ugh. I will NEVER thank you for those. You also have SO MANY … Continue reading
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It’s Getting Hot in Herre So You Should Probably Wear a Thong
Ugh, WEATHER. It is SO annoying. Sometimes it snows. Sometimes it rains. And sometimes, of course, there is a Sharknado. But right now the weather is way more aggravating than usual. It is SO f—ing hot. And I’m too cheap … Continue reading
Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are Hangin’ Tough
I guess Jenny McCarthy has the right stuff. Today the world learned that New Kid on the Block alum Donnie Wahlberg is banging–or will be soon, fingers crossed!–Singled Out graduate Jenny McCarthy. I can already feel the vibrations on this … Continue reading
Happy 7-Eleven!
Today is the greatest day in the world. What, did George Clooney pick me out to be his latest piece since he recently ended his two year contract with Stacy Keibler? Nope, that’s not it, though I am in the … Continue reading
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Tagged 7-Eleven, George Clooney, Justin Guarini, Kelly Clarkson, Slurpee, Stacy Keibler
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Kim Kelly Had a Baby Named Cricket!
McKinley High graduate Kim Kelly just had a baby girl! And like any good celebrity, home girl dubbed her new daughter with a crazy name! Cricket! Kim Kelly, of course, is not a real person. She’s a character from the cult … Continue reading
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Choose Your Own Adventure Through Fun OR Candy
Are you a wild and crazy kid? Do you like to zany things like go down slides and dress up in your grandmother’s clothes and eat all kinds of crazy concoctions? Who doesn’t, you reply. Yet, I have a question … Continue reading
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I’m Back!
Hey all– I KNOW it’s been devastating that I have not posted for a week. I know how hard that has been for you. I truly apologize. See, my computer broke last week. How convenient for a world-class blogger like … Continue reading
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Let’s Go Walk on Sunshine!
Hey kidz- I don’t have much to say today. Lucky you! It must because I feel like I’m walking on sunshine? God I am going to miss Intervention like crazy.
Stop Trying to Make Ireland Baldwin Happen!
Ugh, I admit even I don’t like to make fun of people under 18. But come ON-stop trying to make me care about Ireland Baldwin, 17, because IT WON’T HAPPEN. Honest to God, home girl’s publicist has been working HARD … Continue reading
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Chris Elliott Did Not Need To Get a Life Because He Was LIVING The Life!
The early 1990s were a GREAT time for paperboys. Between the TV show Get a Life and the Nintendo video game Paperboy, who did NOT want to ride a bike and toss papers onto your neighbors’ lawns? Exercise AND extra cash? … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Chris Elliott, Fox, Get a Life, Nintendo, Paperboy, R.E.M.
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