Monthly Archives: March 2013

Boston’s Finest Irish Catholic Cop Needs New York’s Finest Irish Catholic Girl

Soooo . . . The DVR Files turned one last week and I was all about posting 497 posts in two days and then I disappeared. What happened, I am sure were you asking every day. Did you get arrested … Continue reading

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I Dream of Living in a Genie Bottle

That Barbara Eden has all the luck. Not only did she get to presumably bang the man that would become J.R. Ewing, she all got to live in a super cool genie bottle on her very own tv show I Dream … Continue reading

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Before She Was Gone With The Wind Fabulous, Kenya Moore Just Wanted to Help Kids

Everyone knows that Kenya Moore won Miss USA NOT Miss Congeniality. But do we know HOW she won? Well, Dick Clark does. Because she answered his question in the Miss USA pageant! What a lucky man he was that he … Continue reading

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People That Should Have Had a Baby Together: Ian Ziering and ME

Damn, Steve Sanders is looking good these days. Homeboy will be turning 49 on March 30. Who would have thought that THIS Could have come from this: But whatevs, enough fawning. See, I’m upset. Eye-on Ziering (that’s the phonetic way … Continue reading

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People Who Should Have a Baby Together: R.L. Stine and V.C. Andrews

Oh my God, can you imagine if teen horror writer R.L. Stine and Southern Gothic incest fan/novelist V.C. Andrews made a baby together???  It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it! This coupling is slightly problematic, of course. One, R.L. … Continue reading

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Mentos Not Only Give You Fresh Breath, They Give You Genius Bursts of Energy!

And probably cavities too, as they are made of sugar, glucose syrup, hydrogenated coconut oil, gelatin and other fun stuff. But who cares because they make you COOL.  

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Remember When M&M’s Weren’t Annoying?

The 1980s were a simpler time in many ways but perhaps the important one is that we didn’t have so many goddamn annoying M&M’s! Don’t get me wrong, I still like to eat an M&M every now and then. My … Continue reading

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March 13, 2012: A Date That Will Live in Infamy

March 13, 2012 was a sad day in some ways and a great day in others. Sad Day: Jennie Garth announced that she and Peter Facinelli were divorcing after eleven years of marriage. Great Day: The DVR Files was born! … Continue reading

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This Is Going To Make You Cry

Okay, the theme of the week for The DVR Files is either birth or death. First I’ve talked about a bunch of hypothetical babies that should have been born to Justin and Kelly, Brandon and Emily, and Mary Anne and … Continue reading

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Where’s The Love? With the Hanson Brothers and Their Wives

MMMBop! Those Hanson brother sure know to make babies! You see, middle brother Taylor (the hot one) and his wife Natalie recently welcomed their FIFTH child to their brood and named her Wilhelmina. People magazine asked Natalie to explain why … Continue reading

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