Well, I NEVER.

I am utterly shocked, bewildered, just plain SAD that yet another Real Howives marriage has dissolved. This time it is the smartest woman alive, Porsha Stewart, and her husband, retired football player Kordell.

This only looks picture average to me.

They have been married almost a WHOLE whopping two years, which is nearly 530 days on Porsha time.

I guess she will have time to plan plenty of charity events for her grandfather’s foundation. Maybe we should even get Miss America to come!