Monthly Archives: January 2013

(Yes, that spelling is intentional. Work with me a moment.) As we know, 23-year-old professional cradle robber Taylor Swift LOVES boys. And boys they usually are. Taylor Lautner, Conor Kennedy, and now One Direction star Harry Styles, age 18! You rock … Continue reading →

Some people are just so selfish. Here they are in a courtroom trying a very important case, and all they can think about is their hair! I’ve got the urge to tell you to get a new job, counselor! But … Continue reading →

In the early 1990s I was suffering from an affliction called puberty, and it was not pretty. I found solace in things like George Clooney on the show Sisters, Ben Affleck in Voyage of the Mimi and of course Golden Girls. I DREAMED about … Continue reading →

Is anyone else throwing up a little about the upcoming series premiere of The Carrie Diaries? Now, I loved Sex and the City as much as the next girl/gay man. I was a college student in North Carolina and then … Continue reading →

Oh to be a youth who loved musical theater in the 1980s. It was a TRIP let me tell you. I grew up in the greatest Valley known to man–the Merrimack, duh, 30 miles North of Boston–but I had this … Continue reading →

One of the best things about the holidays is the drinking!!! Oh it’s fun. As I mentioned yesterday I’m super popular so I was invited to like a million and one parties so that meant I had like a million … Continue reading →

In case you were wondering, I am a really popular person. I’ve got like 18 billion friends on Facebook, and that’s only counting people from MAINE. You don’t even want to HEAR how many folks love me in China! (Hint–it’s … Continue reading →

Happy New Year bitches! I know it’s been AGES since we’ve talked. I have been super busy being popular over the holiday season and now that it’s over I FINALLY have time for you again! PHEW. First things first. 2013 … Continue reading →