Monthly Archives: January 2013

Where Are My Socially Conscious Songs on MTV?

Do you ever dream about watching MTV in the 1980s? You’d get to watch these things like music videos and see these neat people called VJs, like Downtown Julie Brown and Martha Quinn. Ah, those were the days. Perhaps the … Continue reading

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Where The DVR Files Began: Valentine’s Day 2007

Soooooo . . . I should be waiting to post this on Valentine’s Day, but what’s the point, you deserve to hear my story now. See, back in 2007 there was this awesome website called Myspace. You could post really … Continue reading

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Will the Most Excellent Lincoln Please Stand Up?

So, everyone is all about Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln in Steven Spielberg’s latest comedy Lincoln. Day-Lewis won the Golden Globe for Best Actor and has been nominated for an Oscar. Odds are that he will win. HOWEVER, I prefer ANOTHER … Continue reading

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Happy Inauguration and Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!

Confesh: I am a terrible American today. I woke up this morning thinking Hallelujah, no work! Did I care that President Obama was being inaugurated for his second term? Did I care that today is a day to celebrate the … Continue reading

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Brian Williams’ Daughter Does Not Masturbate in Public Bathrooms, Lena Dunham is “Thin for, like, Detroit.”

It’s no secret how I feel about Girls. While I am backed up on my DVR and have yet to see last week’s season premiere, I have been begrudgingly following them in the news. First, the show won a Golden Globe … Continue reading

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Lizzie McGuire Likes Cupcakes!

Here is the 2013’s first nomination for the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” Hall of Fame: Aaron Carter’s ex Hilary Duff went to a bakery in Beverly Hills and ordered a dozen cupcakes! Wow, how exciting! I wonder … Continue reading

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Mr. Drummond Is No More

Well this is sad. Conrad Bain, aka Mr. Drummond, aka the rich white dude who adopted two poor black kids on the best show ever Diff’rent Strokes, has died. He was 89. Admittedly, when my friend Shannon emailed me that … Continue reading

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Kriss Kross Are Back . . . Maybe?

Well you krazy kidz you, it’s time to “Warm It Up” because you will be “Jump Jump”-ing in the air soon because Kriss Kross are coming back. I think. Apparently, Daddy Mac and Mac Daddy are reuniting for one night … Continue reading

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Kenya is Probably SOOO Jealous of Kandi!

Oh my God!!! Real Howive of Atlanta Kandi Burruss in engaged! I imagine she and fiance Todd Tucker will have MANY “Kandi Koated Nigfhts” to come (And come and come again!). Kandi deserves happiness. She is one of my all time … Continue reading

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I F—ing Love Violet Affleck

Okay, truth time. This is not something I am proud to admit, but I am really f—ing jealous of children of famous people. They get to do all sorts of fun things, like hang out with rich people (their parents), … Continue reading

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